Dad Rule #1 - Dirty is okay. In fact, it is the preferred method in almost all situations. |
Dad Rule # 2 - Make something new. In fact, if your kid likes Super Mario Brothers, take all the old board games out of the closet, chop them up, add some glue, and make a Mario castle. |
Dad Rule #3 - Don't be scared of anything. |
Especially storms because they are fun to watch. |
Embrace the storm, |
then sit back and relax. |
Just exactly like Daddy. |
Dad Rule #4 Work hard to provide for your family. |
Dad Rule #5 Have fun and celebrate when you win big (even if that means carrying a giant stuffed animal around an over-priced theme park to ensure the happiness of your children). |
Happy Father's Day to all the good dads and especially to mine and to Owen's.